(Read by, C. Heston) Geologists are reporting seismic events to “take place” on December 4th, 2012 at The Bowery Ballroom with kinetic emissions from Gold Fields and Diamonds Rings. It will be Dark Again and children of the night are advised to warm up by stretching upon entering the contained geologic anomaly.

Gold Fields are said to produce physically percussive natural vibrations and most commonly accompanied by mammoth and a sometimes wordless vocal chorus. During a Gold Fields experience, you will feel bursts of excitement flowing into a syncopated tranquility as seen below.

Most know Diamond Rings glamorously excavates electro-pop, drawing people to its lustrous, stimulative and sincere emotive qualities. Dazzling sensations will ensue, resulting in gyrating body movements that can be set to autopilot as you Run Away With Love.

You can bring your bodies to the Bowery Ballroom for Gold Fields and Diamond Rings to loosen your extremities and core out your moves.

2012, New York